est. 2025
random apps.
ironic hats.
We build whatever seems funny. Every app is a thin excuse to sell you an embroidered cap.
the apps
- Holiday Bazaarby the lads
Plan a group holiday with a snake charmer salesman
🎩 Sssalem recommends a holiday hat before you travel
- Bizaarby harry
A Gwent-style card battler set in a fantasy bazaar. Build empires. Outsmart the serpent.
🎩 The serpent says every good merchant wears a hat.
- Footballoriumby matt
Daily football puzzles. The Number, Six Degrees, and more — for people who watch too much football.
🎩 Win The Number and you've earned the 'Educated Guess' cap
- Achilles Rebuildby matt
Logging the road back to 5km — 9 months of physio, one tendon at a time.
🎩 Complete Phase 1 and you've earned the 'Limping Forward' cap
- Hangover Helperby harry
Diagnose your suffering. Get a real recovery plan.
🎩 Every hangover ends at the hat shop.
- Salary Negotiatorby harry
Paste your offer. Get a negotiation score and an AI-generated playbook — counter-offer, email, verbal script, fallback plan.
🎩 Sssalem says: negotiate the salary, then buy the hat.
the real reason this exists
Buy an ironic hat.
Embroidered caps. Two-word phrases. Free shipping of dignity not included.